Our last post reminisced about some unusual and fun royal portraits and today we’re looking at some delightfully awkward and sometimes creepy ones. Let’s dive in.
Princess Marie Chantal and Prince Pavlos of Greece
These two got married on July 1, 1995 in London and chose to sit for this wedding portrait afterwards.
So blasé. And she’s the definition of haughty, right?
Princess Charlene of Monaco
Next up is Charlene. I get what they were going for here – but it’s just a bit much for me. Fascinating that she and Albert a) thought this was a good idea and b) signed off on it.
And this one is a bit random thanks to the equestrian look – I don’t know that Charlene has ever been on a horse – but it’s a fun homage to Princess Grace. And a bit warrior princess-y to boot.
Queen Maxima of the Netherlands
Maxima had some 40th birthday portraits taken back when she was a princess and a lot of them were lovely. Just not sure about a few of them…
I mean, I get the idea behind this one…White on white. Professional woman. Regal. All that is great. It just doesn’t look very comfortable. Maybe she needs to learn the Tyra Banks schmize trick (aka “smile with your eyes”).
And this is pretty – who doesn’t love seeing spring time blossoms fluttering to the ground- but we’re talking about a future Queen here! Not someone celebrating their sweet 16. And she looks like she’s grimacing…maybe she’s not sure about this, either?
Alexandra Manley and Prince Joachim of Denmark
Alexandra Manley and Prince Joachim posed for this engagement photo in 1995. So that’s really the problem here I suppose…the oh so dated outfit and hair do on the future Princess. Otherwise it’s pretty cute!
Here’s another for good measure. So young!
The British Royal Family
I mean, this is exactly how Harry and William hoped to spend their Saturday off from school, right?
Here’s some more interesting info on the circumstances of this photo shoot with Lord Snowdon over at The Daily Mail.
And what is the deal with this one?
Seriously…what was the train of thought from “I’d like my portrait taken by Terrence Donovan” to “and I’d like to be in my Safari get up.”
This was taken by Lord Snowdon and really couldn’t be more posed!
But maybe this one gets the prize? I gotta say I still love it, though.
Love everything about this image – but why does the future Queen Mum have to be hanging out the window?
The Danish Royal Family
I’ve saved the best for last. This one really takes the cake, particularly because it was an official portrait of the royal family of Denmark. A LOT of effort and time went into this and when it was released in November of 2013, it caused a stir for all the wrong reasons.
Note that the only sitters who are looking out at the viewer are the Queen and the first three in line to the throne. Princes Felix and Nikolai are hard at work on a red tower of doom. Princess Isabella rubs her hands together as she plots her next move while Prince tries to make a run for it. Shivers!
What’s your favourite of the bunch?